The Waterproof Squirt-Proof Bedsheet is designed for unapologetically wet sex—squirting, spilling, soaking, gushing, or whatever you’re calling it tonight. It protects your mattress, preserves your dignity, and saves you from the 2 a.m. towel scramble.

Made with a soft-touch waterproof layer and machine-washable fabric, this sheet holds it all—liquids, lubes, bodily enthusiasm—without crinkling or clinging.

Why you’ll wish you bought two:

• Full waterproof barrier—no leaks, no regrets
• Soft, breathable top layer—feels like fabric, acts like armor
• Machine washable & reusable—eco kink approved
• Large enough to cover beds, couches, and play areas
• Perfect for squirting, wet play, oil sessions, or heavy lube

If you’re going to make a mess, at least do it right.